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THE TRUE HISTORY OF PILIPINAS WITH EMPHASIS ON THE KATIPUNAN SECRET SOCIETY & THE 1896 REVOLUTION WHICH GAVE BIRTH TO THE PILIPINAS NATION-STATE: A CABALISTIC-CONSPIRATORIAL PERSPECTIVE
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"ANG TUNAY NA KASAYSAYAN NG SANIPILIP AYON KAY NOSI BAYASI"
(BATAY SA KANYANG TEORYA AT MEMORYA NA NABABAWASAN NA)
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(n)-niNAKAW mula kay WALANG PAG-ASA [El Presidente del PNP (Partido Nuebe de Pebrero*)]
[Played to the tune of YOYOY VILLAME'S "MAGELLAN" song followed by JUDAS "TAYO'Y MGA PINOY"]
*Nov. 9 is NOT A DATE - it is an ADDRESS!:D

CRUSADES (WESTERN CALENDAR just started registering FOUR DIGITS)

TWO IBERIAN-EUROPEAN RIVAL WORLD POWERS, PORTUGAL & SPAIN, DIVIDE THE WORLD BETWEEN THEM thru TREATY OF TORDESILLAS 1494 [Rest of the GLOBE, especially the realm of MUSSULMANS (MUSLIMS), is considered NOT PART of EUROCENTRIC WRITTEN HISTORY]

The NEW WORLD, the AMERICAN CONTINENTS (named after Italian AMERIgo Vespucci) originally inhabited by REDSKINS (native American Indians), is discovered for the WEST in 1492 by CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS (who was financed by QUEEN ISABELLA, the CATHOLIC QUEEN of SPAIN), colonized & gradually populated by WHITE European migrants, also BLACKs from AFRICA arrive as SLAVES

PORTUGUESE take MALACCA in 1511
SPANIARDS ARRIVE in SAMAR 1521 - a Portuguese explorer who took part in the previous event, FERNAO DE MAGALHAES (hispanized FERNANDO MAGALLANES or anglicized FERDINAND MAGELLAN), & working for the KING OF SPAIN, discovers for the IBERIANS a WESTWARD ROUTE to the EAST avoiding rival/MUSLIM-held territories; EUROcentric HISTORY credits him as the 1st CIRCUMNAVIGATOR of the GLOBE. BUT equally if not more qualified are ENRIQUE DE MALACCA & SEBASTIAN DEL CANO

SPAIN begins COLONIZATION & CHRISTIANIZATION of what is now the PHILIPPINE ARCHIPELAGO; Similar activities of PORTUGAL elsewhere
RISE OF EUROPEAN NATIONS with their corresponding COLONIAL PROJECTS - DUTCH, ENGLISH, FRENCH, ITALIAN, even GERMAN & RUSSIAN

MEANWHILE in the NUSANTARA (DUNIA M'LAYU/MALAY WORLD/OCEANIA)
Using VISAYAN allies as shock troops, SPAIN takes LUSONG kingdom from TAGA-ILOGs by defeating RAJAH SULAYMAN of MANILA. RAJAH ACHE MATANDA of SAPA & LAKANDULA of TUNDUK, the RULING FAMILIES are BLOOD-RELATIVES of the SULTAN OF SULU (SULU SULTANATE presently DORMANT/SUBSUMED under AUTONOMOUS REGION FOR MUSLIM MINDANAW as SULU PROVINCE) & the SULTAN OF BRUNEI (SULTANATE now a SOVEREIGN SOUTHEAST ASIAN NATION)

TONDO CONSPIRACY 1588
Former MUSLIM rulers, already CONVERTED TO CATHOLICISM, attempt to organize a REBELLION & overthrow the Spaniards expecting SUPPORT from BRUNEIAN RELATIVES, PLAN is EXPOSED by SPANISH INTELLIGENCE from tactical INFORMATION in CALAMIANES between MANILA & BRUNEI; CABALISTS CAUGHT & EXECUTED, some EXILED TO MEXICO: Magat Salamat, Felipe Salonga, Geronimo Basi, Antonio Tuambasan, Pitonggatang, atbp

NATIVE ISLANDERS SPLIT INTO INDIOS, MOROS, INFIELES, AETAS ETCETCETC
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SPANISH-MORO WARS
LONG PERIOD OF UNORGANIZED INDIO RESISTANCE AGAINST SPAIN, ISOLATED REBELLIONS & REVOLTS FOR VARIED GRIEVANCES & REASONS NOTABLY:
FRANCISCO DAGOHOY IN BOHOL
HERMANO PULE IN TAYABAS (NOW QUEZON PROVINCE)
BASI REVOLT
MALONG REVOLT
DIEGO & GABRIELA SILANG of ILOKOS
ETC ETC ETC
CAVITE MUTINY 1872
GOM-BUR-ZA (DIRECTLY AFFECTED RIZAL & others)
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DUTCH & CHINESE ATTACKS
BRITISH SACKING OF MANILA
ETCETCETC

LAST DECADE of 19th-CENTURY
STIRRINGS OF NATIONALISM AMONG INTELLIGENT NATIVES

RISE of ILUSTRADOs (EDUCATED CLASS of INDIO NATIVES & MESTIZOS) & PROPAGANDA MOVEMENT based in SPAIN seeking REFORMS - Included such PERSONALITIES as MARCELO H. DEL PILAR, JOSE RIZAL, MARIANO PONCE, LUNA BROTHERS, GRACIANO LOPEZ JAENA ETCETC

RIZAL ARRESTED & EXILED TO DAPITAN

RIZAL's LA LIGA FILIPINA DISSOLVED & BREAKS UP INTO TWO GROUPS:
MABINI's moderate CUERPO DE COMPROMISARIOS & BONIFACIO'S militant SECRET SOCIETY, KATIPUNAN. The former consists of members from upper classes of society while the latter are from middle & lower working classes, even mass-based.

FOUNDING of KATIPUNAN (KKK or KATAAS-TAASAN at KAGALANG-GALANGANG KATIPUNAN ng manga ANAK nang BAYAN) on JULY 07, 1892 (the evening of Rizal's deportation to Dapitan) in a house along ELCANO ST. & AZCARRAGA in present-day DIVISORIA; KATIPUNAN allegedly traces its origins up to the TONDO CONSPIRACY some THREE HUNDRED YEARS EARLIER; OBJECTIVE is FULL INDEPENDENCE & COMPLETE BREAK AWAY FROM SPAIN
NOTE VERY WELL: RIZAL was a REFORMIST, BONIFACIO was a REVOLUTIONARY

RIZAL NABBED while on the way to CUBA as volunteer doctor & INCARCERATED in FORT SANTIAGO; ACCUSED of INCITING SEDITION &/or FOMENTING REBELLION through his BOOKS NOLI ME TANGERE & EL FILIBUSTERISMO which primarily attack the Catholic FRIARs & not so much the SECULAR civilian or military administration

KATIPUNAN EXPOSED after PERSONAL SPAT between TEODORO PATINO & APOLINARIO DE LA CRUZ leads latter's sister to report to religious authorities. He CONFESSES to FR. MARIANO GIL about existence of cabal with KKK receipt printing paraphernalia & knife in DIARIO DE MANILA printing shop as evidence. Gil REPORTS to HIGHER AUTHORITES including the GUARDIA CIVIL & the GOVERNOR-GENERAL.

MANILA ALARMED, KATIPUNEROS HUNTED, Many Manilenos including some elite are taken in for questioning, imprisoned & even executed. Leaders decide to launch REVOLUTION. KATIPUNEROS tear their CEDULAs as EXPRESSION or SYMBOL of DEFIANCE. Full-blown FIGHTING, Start of 1896 PHILIPPINE REVOLUTION, the first by an ASIAN nation against a WESTERN COLONIAL POWER

Many SUSPECTED cabal-participants executed in BAGUMBAYAN including such personalities as DON FRANCISCO ROXAS, TEODORO PLATA, LUIS VILLAREAL, JOSE DIZON, DIONISIO VILLARUEL, even a few junior officers of the SPANISH ARMY

RIZAL EXECUTED in BAGUMBAYAN (LUNETA) on DECEMBER 30, 1896
Allegedly, as he falls, he makes a final effort to turn around & face the firing squad (consisting of natives!) to show his innocence
A HISTORIC BLUNDER by SPAIN [Like US BUSH ATTACK ON IRAQ]

SPAIN declares STATE OF WAR & MARTIAL LAW in EIGHT PROVINCES including MANILA - the SUN's EIGHT RAYS in THE PHILIPPINE FLAG. Various BATTLES, BONIFACIO'S MANILA-MORONG group face numerous defeats on the ground while AGUINALDO's CAVITENOS win through BETTER ORGANIZATION & aided by such talents as EDILBERTO EVANGELISTA, a BELGIAN-TRAINED ENGINEER who built reliable TRENCHES

TEJEROS CONVENTION
Internal POWER STRUGGLE among REVOLUTIONARY LEADERS threaten to SPLIT THE RANKS in the MIDDLE between the MAGDALO & the MAGDIWANG factions. First ELECTION CHEATING in Pilipinas on record.

BONIFACIO BROTHERS are NABBED, TRIED for TREASON, SENTENCED to DEATH & EXECUTED by AGUINALDO'S MEN particularly LAZARO MAKAPAGAL, AGAPITO BONZON (who allegedly raped BONIFACIO'S WIFE & KATIPUNAN LAKAMBINI, GREGORIA DE JESUS) & GEN. JOSE PAUA, the CHINESE General in the PHILIPPINE REVOLUTION.

AGUINALDO takes over both de facto & de jure LEADERSHIP of PHILIPPINE REVOLUTION; MABINI becomes SECRETARY OF WAR/FOREIGN MINISTER

INTERNATIONAL/GLOBAL SCENE: 1898 SPANISH-AMERICAN WAR
BATTLE OF MANILA BAY between U.S. NAVAL FORCE under Admiral GEORGE DEWEY & SPANISH NAVY under Admiral PATRICIO MONTOJO. SPANISH FLEET obliterated. BEGINNING of RISE of U.S.A to WORLD POWER STATUS

"FARCE SURRENDER OF MANILA" - to save face, Spanish troops surrender not to native Filipinos but to fellow whites, the Americans

TREATY OF PARIS 1898, SPAIN cedes/sells PILIPINAS (now ANGLICIZED to "PHILIPPINES"), including MOROLAND which it never conquered, to the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA for 20 MILLION U.S. DOLLARS [ORIGIN of MORO PROBLEM in MINDANAW - MOROs SOLD & BOUGHT BY TWO THIEVES!]

"FILIPINOS" CONTINUE TO FIGHT, this time against a new FOREIGN INVADING POWER, AMERICA, against which the MALOLOS CONGRESS FORMALLY DECLARED WAR [FILIPINO-AMERICAN WAR relatively-INVISIBLE as in UNEMPHASIZED or GLOSSED OVER in HISTORY BOOKS used or taught in PHILIPPINE primary & secondary schools]

Filipinos gradually DEFEATED by Americans through latter's superior organization & technology; Crumbling LEADERSHIP flees northwards

BATTLE OF TIRAD PASS where GREGORIO DEL PILAR, the youngest general & AGUINALDO'S REAR GUARD tasked to delay the enemy was KILLED-IN-ACTION thru alleged TREACHERY of a NATIVE who revealed a SECRET ROUTE to the Americans

AGUINALDO CAPTURED in PALANAN, ISABELA after a long chase/march
running through TARLAC, PANGASINAN, LA UNION, ABRA, BENGUET; CAPTORS relied on MACABEBE SCOUTS from PAMPANGA, a mixed NATIVE FILIPINO INDIO & HISPANIZED MEXICAN INDIAN MERCENARY FORCE, to penetrate through AGUINALDO's inner cordon. Aguinaldo swears ALLEGIANCE to America.

OVERALL COMMAND of WAR/RESISTANCE TAKEN OVER by GEN. MIGUEL MALVAR of BATANGAS who continues to resist until 1903 when FRANKLIN BELL adopts SCORCHED EARTH policy in his province forcing the former to surrender to stop further suffering & massacre of NATIVES.

Scattered ORIGINAL KATIPUNEROS under EMILIO JACINTO & others who refused to recognize AGUINALDO, including CARREON & SAKAY, who had retreated to MORONG (RIZAL PROVINCE today), continue ORGANIZED RESISTANCE against Americans.

MACARIO SAKAY CONTINUES TO DEFY AMERICANS & HEADS THE "REPUBLIKA NG KATAGALUGAN" with a few ORIGINAL KATIPUNEROS; Guerilla Warfare; "FIRST VIETNAM"; Skirmishes, raids, & ambushes continue for a few more years; Americans apply counter-insurgency ZONING to such areas as BATANGAS to contain SAKAY's forces; Similar resistance elsewhere

AMERICANS TRAP SAKAY, by using another FILIPINO, DOMINADOR GOMEZ, he was lured with FALSE PROMISES to go down from the mountains & enticed to attend a DINNER PARTY; SAKAY TRIED & EXECUTED UNJUSTLY as a TULISAN (a mere CRIMINAL & NOT a REBEL or POLITICAL FIGURE!)
(IMPORTANT LESSON: NEVER ATTEND A PARTY HOSTED BY YOUR ENEMY:)

AMERICAN-SPONSORED GOVERNMENT, Beginning of PHILIPPINE BODY POLITIC
& Governance, AMERICAN EDUCATION of "LITTLE BROWN BROTHERS"; PHILIPPINE CONSTABULARY (Today's PHILIPPINE NATIONAL POLICE!!) created by Americans to watch & police the natives. "P.I."

NACIONALISTA PARTY (NO CONNECTION to latter day NP) organized by some of the original LEADERS of the REVOLUTION including SAKAY associates CARREON, VILLAFUERTE, etc, FEDERALISTAs, P.K.P. etc

ELECTIONS: AGUINALDO is DEFEATED by QUEZON when the latter, exploiting the exhumation of alleged bones of the SUPREMO, revives the ISSUE concerning BONIFACIO's DEATH [EARLY DIRTY PHILIPPINE ELECTION TACTIX]

PHILIPPINE COMMONWEALTH GOVT. under MESTIZOs QUEZON (Tagalog) & OSMENA (Cebuano)

WORLD WAR II, ASIAN THEATER OF WAR: JAPAN INVADES SOUTHEAST ASIA
GEN. ARTEMIO RICARTE (nom-de-guerre: VIBORA), [An original MAGDIWANG KATIPUNERO & PHILIPPINE REVOLUTIONARY GENERAL who fought BOTH SPAIN & AMERICA, & who together with APOLINARIO MABINI & MARIANO LLANERA were exiled to GUAM; after persistently refusing to swear ALLEGIANCE to America ended up in HONGKONG, CHINA & YOKOHAMA, JAPAN] finally RETURNS HOME as a JAPANESE MILITARY OFFICER. He DIES in the mountains of BENGUET still RESISTING AMERICA up to the very end. He organized & headed the PRO-JAPANESE MAKAPILI.
[NO SURRENDER: Filipino Gen. RICARTE & Japanese Lt. HIROO ONODA of LUBANG ISLAND FAME]

RETREAT to BATAAN of USAFFE; MACARTHUR ESCAPES TO AUSTRALIA, QUEZON FOLLOWS & GOES TO U.S. where he dies of TB at SARANAC LAKE N.Y. in 1944. AMERICAN forces overall command taken over by GEN. JONATHAN WAINWRIGHT who surrenders & announces over Radio KZRH the capitulation & calls on all fighting units to give up.
[MNLF comment: PINOYS FOND OF CELEBRATING "FALL" of Bataan, "FALL" of Manila, WATERs FALL etcetc INSTEAD of "VICTORY" OVER etcetc]

JAPANESE OCCUPATION OF THE PHILIPPINES, GEACPS, KALIBAPI, JAPANESE ECONOMIX & MONEY, PUGO & TUGO(?:)

GUERRILLAS CONTINUE DEFYING JAPANESE; MARXIST-ORIENTED ANTI-JAPANESE, PRO-CHINESE HUKBALAHAP; SAKDALISTA, ETC

LITTLE BOY & FATMAN devastate HIROSHIMA & NAGASAKI; JAPAN SURRENDERS UNCONDITIONALLY; WORLD WAR II ENDS

PRES. MANUEL ROXAS, GRANDFATHER of defeated 2010 VP CANDIDATE MAR ROXAS, DIES of HEART ATTACK in CLARK AIR FIELD HOSPITAL

PHILIPPINE ELECTIONS of 1948/1949 won by ELPIDIO QUIRINO, allegedly the MOST CORRUPT PHILIPPINE PRESIDENT [PERSONAL INFO myself]

RAMON MAGSAYSAY as DEFENSE SECRETARY captures the whole POLITBURO of LAVA-led PARTIDO KOMUNISTA NG PILIPINAS (PKP) in LIGHTNING RAID. Among those CAPTURED was an AMERICAN New Yorker, WILLIAM POMEROY

1957 PRES. MAGSAYSAY DIES IN CRASH IN MT. MANUNGGAL CEBU
His DC-3 airplane was named MT. PINATUBO after a mountain in his province; A journalist NESTOR MATA survives the crash.

SUCCESSION OF ELECTED PHILIPPINE-PRESIDENTS INCLUDING CARLOS P. GARCIA (Filipino-First Policy), DIOSDADO P. MACAPAGAL (Land Reform), FERDINAND E. MARCOS (This nation shall be great again.)
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*CONSULT OLD NEWSPAPERS DURING THIS PERIOD ESPECIALLY MANILA TIMES*
etcetc
HARRY STONEHILL CASE
CONSTITUTIONAL CONVENTION
RUBY TOWER EARTHQUAKE
MAGGIE DE LA RIVA RAPE CASE
FORBES PARK BUTLER HOSTAGE-TAKING
PLAZA MIRANDA BOMBING of LP STALWARTS
JABIDAH MASSACRE
FOUNDING OF MNLF, CPP-NPA
U.P.'s FIRST QUARTER STORM
1972 DECLARATION OF MARTIAL LAW
NEW SOCIETY
"SA IKAUUNLAD NG BAYAN, BISIKLETA/DISIPLINA ANG KAILANGAN"
DAILY EXPRESS NEWSPAPER
KABATAAANG BARANGAY
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PATIKUL MASSACRE
etcetc
SNAP ELECTIONS Marcos-Tolentino
1986 PEOPLE POWER REVOLT against MARCOS, ACTUALLY a FAILED COUP initiated by a faction of the MILITARY particularly the RAM of junior-grade officers led by Lt. Col. GRINGO HONASAN, plus Defense Minister ENRILE in CAMP AGUINALDO & Chief of Staff RAMOS in CAMP CRAME, was defended by civilian MASS-SUPPORT of METRO PEOPLE called by MANILA ARCHBISHOP CARDINAL SIN via RADIO VERITAS; Successive turn-about by military personnel against MARCOS who flees MALACANANG. He dies in HAWAII.
etcetc
CORY AQUINO takes oath as president, opts for revolutionary gov't.
etcetc
CAMP CAWA-CAWA INCIDENT & RIZAL ALIH
etcetc
COUP D'ETAT vs. CORY AQUINO GOVERNMENT led by RAM-SFP-YOU
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FIDEL RAMOS elected as PRESIDENT; Allegedly massive cheating in ARMM to defeat MIRIAM DEFENSOR-SANTIAGO, the alleged real winner
etcetc
GRP-MNLF FINAL PEACE AGREEMENT (Final DAW!)
BAGUIO EARTHQUAKE 1990
ERUPTION OF MT. PINATUBO 1991
CLOSURE OF US BASES AT SUBIC & CLARK
etcetc [CONSTRUCTION OF MALLS & NEW METRO RAILWAY SYSTEMS, "MEGA"]
EDSA 2 removes PRESIDENT-ELECT ERAP ESTRADA replaced by VP GMA, DIOSDADO's daughter
OAKWOOD MUTINY led by MAGDALO officers
HELLO GARCI, NBN-ZTE DEAL
etcetc
MAGUINDANAO MASSACRE
etcetc
2010 SEMI-AUTOMATED PHILIPPINE ELECTIONS
IT'S MIDNIGHT & I FEEL SOOOO SLEEPY HISTORY TEMPORARY ON HOLD
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*PLEASE CLICK ON IMAGE TO MAGNIFY*
N.B.:
Note the three prongs of historical development WITHIN what is now PILIPINAS. What VIETNAM experienced in the 1960'-70's & what IRAQ & AFGHANISTAN are just undergoing at present were experienced by PILIPINAS 100 years ago. The "Pilipinos" effectively struggled & fought against the de facto WORLD POWERS during that time: namely, SPAIN then followed by AMERICA. THEREFORE, any rising GLOBAL POWER today will have to deal with PILIPINAS & its always-defeated-&-dominated-but-never-really-completely-subjugated NATIVE inhabitants.

"HISTORY IS WRITTEN BY THE VICTORS."- ANON.

"MAN IS A POLITICAL BEING."- ARISTOTLE

"WAR IS DECEPTION."- SUN TZU

"ANG KASAYSAYAN AY DAPAT KATAKUTAN."- ORIANG de Jesus, KKK LAKAMBINI

"ANG HINDI LUMINGON SA PINANGGALINGAN
AY HINDI MAKARARATING SA PAROROONAN."
(One who does not look back to his origin
will not reach his destination.)

"ANONG GAGAWIN MO KAPAG MAY PULIS SA LIKURAN MO?"- TAKBO, The Youth

"SAAN KA MAN NAROROON... KAYTAGAL MO NANG NAWALA, BABALIK KA RIN... SA NAKALIPAS NA PANAHON, SA IYONG KAHAPON, SA ALA-ALANG NAGHIHINTAY SA 'YO"- BABALIK KA RIN, Gary Valenciano

"LOVE ME WITH ALL OF YOUR HEART..."- Engelbert Humperdinck OOOPS!!

The influence, if not actual involvement or participation, of FOREIGN ENTITIES, e.g., Muslim Fundamentalists/Islamists on the separatist BANGSAMORO struggle, possibly TAIWAN aboriginal nationalist groups on the CORDILLERA people's movement, foreign Marxists support of NPAs or militarists/fascists of right-wing putschists, etc is a POLITICAL REALITY that must be taken into account. In fact, there is a claim that any present-day "local" REVOLUTIONARY movement will need the support of a foreign SOVEREIGN power to succeed. Proxy-war between regional or bigger GLOBAL powers complicates matters. Historically, TONDO CONSPIRATORs sought the help of BRUNEI SULTAN, KATIPUNAN sought JAPANESE support.
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***PAID ADVERTISEMENTS***
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WANTED DEAD NOT ALIVE
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NAME: DR. ANDREW D'CASTRIO BONIFACE, Doctor of REVOLUTION
ALIASES: "WITH HOPE", "SUPREMO"
SPECIALIZATION/: Political Surgical Operations, Underground Cabal EXPERTISE Organizing, Initiation of Social Upheaval, Revolt, Insurrection, Rebellion, Sedition, Coup d'etat
COVER: Selling CANES & HATS, PRINT AD-DESIGN, MESSENGER, WAREHOUSEMAN/STOREKEEPER
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ANNOUNCEMENT: The PNP (Partido Nuebe de Pebrero) is holding its plenary meeting tonight. All members are enjoined to participate. Top Agenda is the upcoming 2010 AUTOMATED SANIPILIP SELECTIONS (A.S.S.). Officials of the COMSELEC & technical representatives from GLOBEMATIC will be in attendance. Contact El Presidente for details.
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MISSING/ESCAPEE: The PUBLIC is hereby WARNED that the individual in the picture (see PHOTO), JOHN DOE BALL CROST, is an escaped patient of the Sanipilip N.M.H.; Missing since last year; Solitarily-confined in padded Cell 69, Ward 13 of Bldg 2, patient has long history of involvement in violent & bloody altercations. Likes to talk & argue about the PAST, public-oration, texting, blogging. Goes by many aliases such as "NO HOPE", Jose Lizard, Bonny Anderson, etc. Penchant for wearing red, curved jackets & 19th-century military uniform. EXTREMELY DANGEROUS WHEN ARMED & PROVOKED. CASH REWARD shall be given to anyone who can provide INFO on his whereabouts. Please notify DR. VAN LOONY at CP#0918273645 or NOV. 9 INSTITUTION.
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TODAY'S HOROSCOPE
by LING MI TAN-ONG ng Programang "I-tan-ong mo-kay Ling-Mi" Radyo DZZZ 1896 outside your radio dial
SABITARYUS: Huwag kang dadalo sa anumang kasayahan o pupunta sa matataong lugar. Mapanganib.
BEERGO: Iwasan ang makipag-argumento. Delikado.
KAPRECORN: Ito na ang hinihintay mong pagkakataon. Gawin at isakatuparan ang matagal mo nang pinaplano.
JIMMYNAY: Ngayon na ang iyong "one moment in time". Aksyon na.
ULCER: Madilim ang iyong gabi. Magdala ng plaslayt. Mag-ingat.
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TXT MSG & GREETINGS/MGA PAGBATI (FREE 2 ALL JEJEMARS):

Happy Anniversary kay Tito K. Tumawag po yng Pnuno nyo may meeting daw po kaU mamyang PM - Bin

4 JDB: 'Tol, dumating na yung PINYA at 9M/45 na PnaBli mo. +100 bilogs. Ang bigat nga eh. Daanan mo na lang. El Ticol

TNX 2 U Cool-Shack

Choy, Etxt @ isama mo C DALDAL sa miting para masaya, Ko-Aks

Toks, He-2 na nman ang opor2nidad 4U ma-praktis sa DEBATE Attend ka mmyang gabi sa grupo nmin Nvite & Sagot kita OK? Vice

Argo, Dalo ka mamya. Hehe Tyak GULO dahil tata-pun C Toktok- Mento

Prof matatawa k pag nakits m ang get-up ni chief. Namumulang kamatis! De-Boga pa! Parang Brit officer noong panahon ng US Civil War. Hahaha. Pero Tpong HAYBLAD. C U sa miting 2nayt! Doc

Pat, Tie tayo, Jan
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WORD FOR TODAY: rumble
rumble - n. gangfight, free-for-all, confusion, panic, mayhem
Ex. Red Rum Rose is revved up, roaring, and ready to rumble tonight.
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TV/MOVIE SKED:

WATCH TONIGHT's PREMIERE of "AQUA OXIGENADA" ABC-DEF Channel 69

"JOSALKA: Ang JOSANG May KURBA"[re-issued "JOSALKA, DUMERECHO KAW!"]

"BRITIS LIIT" Starring Delma Santa (X-mayor ngayon govna sensadoka!)
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ANO?! AUDIENCE KA LANG O SASALI KA?
HINDI ITO TV GAME SHOW, HA!
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(n)Ninakaw kay Nosi Bayasi
SUPREMO ng KKK (KiKilitiin Kita)